Taken from “Surely You're Joking, Mr.
Feynman!” Adventures of a Curious Character by Richard Phillips Feynman as told to Ralph Leighton edited by
Edward Hutchings
After
the war, physicists were often asked to go to Washington and give advice to
various sections of the government, especially the military. What happened, I
suppose, is that since the scientists had made these bombs that were so
important, the military felt we were useful for something.
Once
I was asked to serve on a committee which was to evaluate various weapons for
the army, and I wrote a letter back which explained that I was only a
theoretical physicist, and I didn’t know anything about weapons for the army.
The
army responded that they had found in their experience that theoretical
physicists were very useful to them in making decisions, so would I please
reconsider?
I
wrote back again and said I didn’t really know anything, and doubted I could
help them.
Finally
I got a letter from the Secretary of the Army, which proposed a compromise: I
would come to the first meeting, where I could listen and see whether I could make
a contribution or not. Then I could decide whether I should continue.
I
said I would, of course. What else could I do?
I
went down to Washington and the first thing that I went to was a cocktail party
to meet everybody. There were generals and other important characters from the
army, and everybody talked. It was pleasant enough.
One
guy in a uniform came to me and told me that the army was glad that physicists
were advising the military because it had a lot of problems. One of the
problems was that tanks use up their fuel very quickly and thus can’t go very
far. So the question was how to refuel them as they’re going along. Now this
guy had the idea that, since the physicists can get energy out of uranium,
could I work out a way in which we could use silicon dioxide—sand, dirt—as a
fuel? If that were possible, then all this tank would have to do would be to
have a little scoop underneath, and as it goes along, it would pick up the dirt
and use it for fuel! He thought that was a great idea, and that all I had to do
was to work out the details. That was the kind of problem I thought we would be
talking about in the meeting the next day.
I
went to the meeting and noticed that some guy who had introduced me to all the
people at the cocktail party was sitting next to me. He was apparently some
flunky assigned to be at my side at all times. On my other side was some super
general I had heard of before.
At
the first session of the meeting they talked about some technical matters, and
I made a few comments. But later on, near the end of the meeting, they began to
discuss some problem of logistics, about which I knew nothing. It had to do
with figuring out how much stuff you should have at different places at
different times. And although I tried to keep my trap shut, when you get into a
situation like that, where you’re sitting around a table with all these
“important people” discussing these “important problems,” you can’t keep your mouth
shut, even if you know nothing whatsoever! So I made some comments in that discussion,
too.
During
the next coffee break the guy who had been assigned to shepherd me around said,
“I was very impressed by the things you said during the discussion. They
certainly were an important contribution.”
I
stopped and thought about my “contribution” to the logistics problem, and
realized that a man like the guy who orders the stuff for Christmas at Macy’s
would be better able to figure out how to handle problems like that than I. So
I concluded: a) if I had made an important contribution, it was sheer luck; b)
anybody else could have done as well, but most
people could have done better,
and c) this flattery should wake me up to the fact that I am not capable of
contributing much.
Right
after that they decided, in the meeting, that they could do better discussing
the organization
of scientific research (such as, should scientific development be under the
Corps of Engineers or the Quartermaster Division?) than specific technical matters.
I knew that if there was to be any
hope of my making a real contribution, it would be only on some specific
technical matter, and surely not on how to organize research in the army.
Until
then I didn’t let on any of my feelings about the situation to the chairman of
the meeting—the big shot who had invited me in the first place. As we were
packing our bags to leave, he said to me, all smiles, “You’ll be joining us,
then, for the next meeting …”
“No,
I won’t.” I could see his face change suddenly. He was very surprised that I
would say no, after making those “contributions.”
In
the early sixties, a lot of my friends were still giving advice to the
government. Meanwhile, I was having no feeling of social responsibility and
resisting, as much as possible, offers to go to Washington, which took a
certain amount of courage in those times.
I
was giving a series of freshman physics lectures at that time, and after one of
them, Tom Harvey, who assisted me in putting on the demonstrations, said, “You
oughta see what’s happening to mathematics in schoolbooks! My daughter comes
home with a lot of crazy stuff!”
I
didn’t pay much attention to what he said.
But
the next day I got a telephone call from a pretty famous lawyer here in
Pasadena, Mr. Norris, who was at that time on the State Board of Education. He
asked me if I would serve on the State Curriculum Commission, which had to
choose the new schoolbooks for the state of California. You see, the state had
a law that all of the schoolbooks used by all of the kids in all of the public
schools have to be chosen by the State Board of Education, so they have a
committee to look over the books and to give them advice on which books to
take.
It
happened that a lot of the books were on a new method of teaching arithmetic that
they called “new math,” and since usually the only people to look at the books
were schoolteachers or administrators in education, they thought it would be a
good idea to have somebody who uses
mathematics scientifically, who knows what the end product is and what we’re
trying to teach it for, to help in the evaluation of the schoolbooks.
I
must have had, by this time, a guilty feeling about not cooperating with the
government, because I agreed to get on this committee.
Immediately I
began getting letters and telephone calls from book publishers. They said
things like, “We’re very glad to hear you’re on the committee because we really
wanted a scientific guy … and “It’s wonderful to have a scientist on the
committee, because our books are scientifically oriented …”
But
they also said things like, “We’d like to explain to you what our book is about
…” and “We’ll be very glad to help you in any way we can to judge our books …”
That
seemed to me kind of crazy. I’m an objective scientist, and it seemed to me that
since the only thing the kids in school are going to get is the books (and the
teachers get the teacher’s manual, which I would also get), any extra explanation from
the company was a distortion. So I didn’t want to speak to any of the
publishers and always replied, “You don’t have to explain; I’m sure the books
will speak for themselves.”
I
represented a certain district, which comprised most of the Los Angeles area
except for the city of Los Angeles, which was represented by a very nice lady
from the L.A. school system named Mrs. Whitehouse. Mr. Norris suggested that I
meet her and find out what the committee did and how it worked.
Mrs.
Whitehouse started out telling me about the stuff they were going to talk about
in the next meeting (they had already had one meeting; I was appointed late).
“They’re going to talk about the counting numbers.” I didn’t know what that
was, but it turned out they were what I used to call integers. They had
different names for everything, so I had a lot of trouble right from the start.
She
told me how the members of the commission normally rated the new schoolbooks.
They would get a relatively large number of copies of each book and would give
them to various teachers and administrators in their district. Then they would
get reports back on what these people thought about the books. Since I didn’t
know a lot of teachers or administrators, and since I felt that I could, by
reading the books myself, make up my mind as to how they looked to me, I chose to read all
the books myself. (There were some people in my district who had expected to
look at the books and wanted a chance to give their opinion. Mrs. Whitehouse
offered to put their reports in with hers so they would feel better and I
wouldn’t have to worry about their complaints. They were satisfied, and I
didn’t get much trouble.)
A
few days later a guy from the book depository called me up and said, “We’re
ready to send you the books, Mr. Feynman; there are three hundred pounds.”
I
was overwhelmed.
“It’s
all right, Mr. Feynman; we’ll get someone to help you read them.”
I
couldn’t figure out how you do
that: you either read them or you don’t read them. I had a special bookshelf
put in my study downstairs (the books took up seventeen feet), and began
reading all the books that were going to be discussed in the next meeting. We
were going to start out with the elementary schoolbooks.
It
was a pretty big job, and I worked all the time at it down in the basement. My
wife says that during this period it was like living over a volcano. It would
be quiet for a while, but then all of a sudden, “BLLLLLOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!”—there
would be a big explosion from the “volcano” below. The reason was that the
books were so lousy. They were false. They were hurried. They would try to be rigorous, but
they would use examples (like automobiles in the street for “sets”) which were almost OK, but in which
there were always some subtleties. The definitions weren’t accurate. Everything
was a little bit ambiguous—they weren’t smart
enough to understand what was meant by “rigor.” They were faking it. They were
teaching something they didn’t understand, and which was, in fact, useless, at that time,
for the child.
I
understood what they were trying to do. Many people thought we were behind the
Russians after Sputnik, and some mathematicians were asked to give advice on
how to teach math by using some of the rather interesting modern concepts of
mathematics. The purpose was to enhance mathematics for the children who found
it dull.
I’ll
give you an example: They would talk about different bases of numbers—five,
six, and so on—to show the possibilities. That would be interesting for a kid
who could understand base ten—something to entertain his mind. But what they
had turned it into, in these books, was that every
child had to learn another base! And then the usual horror would come:
“Translate these numbers, which are written in base seven, to base five.”
Translating from one base to another is an utterly
useless thing. If you can
do it, maybe it’s entertaining; if you can’t do it, forget it. There’s no point to it.
Anyhow,
I’m looking at all these books, all these books, and none of them has said
anything about using arithmetic in science. If there are any examples on the
use of arithmetic at all (most of the time it’s this abstract new modern
nonsense), they are about things like buying stamps.
Finally
I come to a book that says, “Mathematics is used in science in many ways. We
will give you an example from astronomy, which is the science of stars.” I turn
the page, and it says, “Red stars have a temperature of four thousand degrees,
yellow stars have a temperature of five thousand degrees …”—so far, so good. It
continues: “Green stars have a temperature of seven thousand degrees, blue
stars have a temperature of ten thousand degrees, and violet stars have a
temperature of … (some big number).” There are no green or violet stars, but
the figures for the others are roughly correct. It’s vaguely right—but
already, trouble! That’s the way everything was: Everything was written by
somebody who didn’t know what the hell he was talking about, so it was a little
bit wrong, always! And how we are going to teach well by using books written by
people who don’t quite
understand what they’re talking about, I cannot
understand. I don’t know why, but the books are lousy; UNIVERSALLY LOUSY!
Anyway,
I’m happy with this book, because it’s the first example of applying arithmetic
to science. I’m a bit
unhappy when I read about the stars’ temperatures, but I’m not very unhappy because it’s
more or less right—it’s just an example of error. Then comes the list of
problems. It says, “John and his father go out to look at the stars. John sees
two blue stars and a red star. His father sees a green star, a violet star, and
two yellow stars. What is the total temperature of the stars seen by John and
his father?”—and I would explode in horror.
My
wife would talk about the volcano downstairs. That’s only an example: it was perpetually like that.
Perpetual absurdity! There’s no purpose whatsoever in adding the temperature of
two stars. Nobody ever does that except, maybe, to then take the average temperature of
the stars, but not
to find out the total
temperature of all the stars! It was awful! All it was was a game to get you to
add, and they didn’t understand what they were talking about. It was like
reading sentences with a few typographical errors, and then suddenly a whole
sentence is written backwards. The mathematics was like that. Just hopeless!
Then
I came to my first meeting. The other members had given some kind of ratings to
some of the books, and they asked me what my
ratings were. My rating was often different from theirs, and they would ask,
“Why did you rate that book low?”
I
would say the trouble with that book was this and this on page so-and-so—I had
my notes.
They
discovered that I was kind of a goldmine: I would tell them, in detail, what
was good and bad in all the books; I had a reason for every rating.
I
would ask them why they had rated this book so high, and they would say, “Let
us hear what you thought about such and such a book.” I would never find out
why they rated anything the way they did. Instead, they kept asking me what I thought.
We
came to a certain book, part of a set of three supplementary books published by
the same company, and they asked me what I thought about it.
I
said, “The book depository didn’t send me that book, but the other two were
nice.”
Someone
tried repeating the question: “What do you think about that book?”
“I
said they didn’t send me that one, so I don’t have any judgment on it.”
The
man from the book depository was there, and he said, “Excuse me; I can explain
that. I didn’t send it to you because that book hadn’t been completed yet.
There’s a rule that you have to have every entry in by a certain time, and the
publisher was a few days late with it. So it was sent to us with just the
covers, and it’s blank in between. The company sent a note excusing themselves
and hoping they could have their set of three books considered, even though the
third one would be late.”
It
turned out that the blank book had a rating by some of the other members! They
couldn’t believe it was blank, because they had a rating. In fact, the rating
for the missing book was a little bit higher than for the two others. The fact
that there was nothing in the book had nothing to do with the rating.
I
believe the reason for all this is that the system works this way: When you
give books all over the place to people, they’re busy; they’re careless; they
think, “Well, a lot of people are reading this book, SO it doesn’t make any
difference.” And they put in some kind of number—some of them, at least; not
all of them, but some
of them. Then when you receive your reports, you don’t know why this particular book
has fewer reports than the other books—that is, perhaps one book has ten, and
this one only has six people reporting—so you average the rating of those who
reported; you don’t average the ones who didn’t report, so you get a reasonable
number. This process of averaging all the time misses the fact that there is
absolutely nothing between the covers of the book!
I
made that theory up because I saw what happened in the curriculum commission:
For the blank book, only six out of the ten members were reporting, whereas
with the other books, eight or nine out of the ten were reporting. And when
they averaged the six, they got as good an average as when they averaged with
eight or nine. They were very embarrassed to discover they were giving ratings
to that book, and it gave me a little bit more confidence. It turned out the
other members of the committee had done a lot of work in giving out the books
and collecting reports, and had gone to sessions in which the book publishers
would explain
the books before they read them; I was the only guy on that commission who read
all the books and didn’t get any information from the book publishers except
what was in the books themselves, the things that would ultimately go to the
schools.
This
question of trying to figure out whether a book is good or bad by looking at it
carefully or by taking the reports of a lot of people who looked at it
carelessly is like this famous old problem: Nobody was permitted to see the
Emperor of China, and the question was, What is the length of the Emperor of
China’s nose? To find out, you go all over the country asking people what they
think the length of the Emperor of China’s nose is, and you average it. And that
would be very “accurate” because you averaged so many people. But it’s no way
to find anything out; when you have a very wide range of people who contribute
without looking carefully at it, you don’t improve your knowledge of the
situation by averaging.
At
first we weren’t supposed to talk about the cost of the books. We were told how
many books we could choose, so we designed a program which used a lot of
supplementary books, because all the new textbooks had failures of one kind or
another. The most serious failures were in the “new math” books: there were no
applications; not enough word problems. There was no talk of selling stamps;
instead there was too much talk about commutation and abstract things and not
enough translation to situations in the world. What do you do: add, subtract,
multiply, or divide? So we suggested some books which had some of that as
supplementary—one or two for each classroom—in addition to a textbook for each
student. We had it all worked out to balance everything, after much discussion.
When
we took our recommendations to the Board of Education, they told us they didn’t
have as much money as they had thought, so we’d have to go over the whole thing
and cut out this and that, now taking the cost
into consideration, and ruining what was a fairly balanced program, in which
there was a chance
for a teacher to find examples of the things (s)he needed.
Now
that they changed the rules about how many books we could recommend and we had
no more chance to balance, it was a pretty lousy program. When the senate
budget committee got to it, the program was emasculated still further. Now it
was really
lousy! I was asked to appear before the state senators when the issue was being
discussed, but I declined: By that time, having argued this stuff so much, I
was tired. We had prepared our recommendations for the Board of Education, and
I figured it was their
job to present it to the state—which was legally
right, but not politically sound. I shouldn’t have given up so soon, but to
have worked so hard and discussed so much about all these books to make a
fairly balanced program, and then to have the whole thing scrapped at the
end—that was discouraging! The whole thing was an unnecessary effort that could
have been turned around and done the opposite way: start with the cost of the books, and buy
what you can afford.
What
finally clinched it, and made me ultimately resign, was that the following year
we were going to discuss science books. I thought maybe the science would be
different, so I looked at a few of them.
The
same thing happened: something would look good at first and then turn out to be
horrifying. For example, there was a book that started out with four pictures:
first there was a wind-up toy; then there was an automobile; then there was a
boy riding a bicycle; then there was something else. And underneath each
picture it said, “What makes it go?”
I
thought, “I know what it is: They’re going to talk about mechanics, how the
springs work inside the toy; about chemistry, how the engine of the automobile
works; and biology, about how the muscles work.”
It
was the kind of thing my father would have talked about: “What makes it go?
Everything goes because the sun is shining.” And then we would have fun
discussing it:
“No,
the toy goes because the spring is wound up,” I would say.
“How
did the spring get wound up?” he would ask.
“I
wound it up.”
“And
how did you get moving?”
“From
eating.”
“And
food grows only because the sun is shining. So it’s because the sun is shining
that all these things are moving.” That would get the concept across that
motion is simply the transformation
of the sun’s power.
I
turned the page. The answer was, for the wind-up toy, “Energy makes it go.” And
for the boy on the bicycle, “Energy makes it go.” For everything, “Energy makes it go.”
Now
that doesn’t mean
anything. Suppose it’s “Wakalixes.” That’s the general principle: “Wakalixes
makes it go.” There’s no knowledge coming in. The child doesn’t learn anything;
it’s just a word!
What
they should have done is to look at the wind-up toy, see that there are springs
inside, learn about springs, learn about wheels, and never mind “energy.” Later
on, when the children know something about how the toy actually works, they can
discuss the more general principles of energy.
It’s
also not even true that “energy makes it go,” because if it stops, you could
say, “energy makes it stop” just as well, What they’re talking about is
concentrated energy being transformed into more dilute forms, which is a very
subtle aspect of energy. Energy is neither increased nor decreased in these
examples; it’s just changed from one form to another. And when the things stop,
the energy is changed into heat, into general chaos.
But
that’s the way all the books were: They said things that were useless,
mixed-up, ambiguous, confusing, and partially incorrect. How anybody can learn
science from these books, I don’t know, because it’s not science.
So
when I saw all these horrifying books with the same kind of trouble as the math
books had, I saw my volcano process starting again. Since I was exhausted from
reading all the math books, and discouraged from its all being a wasted effort,
I couldn’t face another year of that, and had to resign.
Sometime
later I heard that the energy-makes-it-go book was going to be recommended by
the curriculum commission to the Board of Education, so I made one last effort.
At each meeting of the commission the public was allowed to make comments, so I
got up and said why I thought the book was bad.
The
man who replaced me on the commission said, “That book was approved by
sixty-five engineers at the Such-and-such Aircraft Company!”
I
didn’t doubt that the company had some pretty good engineers, but to take
sixty-five engineers is to take a wide range of ability—and to necessarily
include some pretty poor guys! It was once again the problem of averaging the length of
the emperor’s nose, or the ratings on a book with nothing between the covers.
It would have been far better to have the company decide who their better
engineers were, and to have them
look at the book. I couldn’t claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other
guys—but the average
of sixty five other guys, certainly!
I
couldn’t get through to him, and the book was approved by the board.
When
I was still on the commission, I had to go to San Francisco a few times for
some of the meetings, and when I returned to Los Angeles from the first trip, I
stopped in the commission office to get reimbursed for my expenses.
“How
much did it cost, Mr. Feynman?”
“Well,
I flew to San Francisco, so it’s the airfare, plus the parking at the airport
while I was away.”
“Do
you have your ticket?”
I
happened to have the ticket.
“Do
you have a receipt for the parking?”
“No,
but it cost $2.35 to park my car.”
“But
we have to have a receipt.”
“I told you how much it
cost. If you don’t trust me, why do you let me tell you what I think is good
and bad about the schoolbooks?”
There
was a big stew about that. Unfortunately, I had been used to giving lectures
for some company or university or for ordinary people, not for the government.
I was used to, “What were your expenses?”—”So-and-so much.”—”Here you are, Mr.
Feynman.”
I
then decided I wasn’t going to give them a receipt for anything.
After
the second trip to San Francisco they again asked me for my ticket and
receipts.
“I
haven’t got
any.”
“This
can’t go on, Mr. Feynman.”
“When
I accepted to serve on the commission, I was told you were going to pay my
expenses.”
“But
we expected to have some receipts to prove the expenses.”
“I
have nothing to prove
it, but you know
I live in Los Angeles and I go to these other towns; how the hell do you think
I get there?”
They
didn’t give in, and neither did I. I feel when you’re in a position like that,
where you choose not to buckle down to the System, you must pay the
consequences if it doesn’t work. So I’m perfectly satisfied, but I never did
get compensation for the trips.
It’s
one of those games I play. They want a receipt? I’m not giving them a receipt.
Then you’re not going to get the money. OK, then I’m not taking the money. They
don’t trust me? The hell with it; they don’t have to pay me. Of course it’s
absurd! I know that’s the way the government works; well, screw the government! I
feel that human beings should treat human beings like human beings. And unless
I’m going to be treated like one, I’m not going to have anything to do with
them! They feel bad? They feel bad. I feel bad, too. We’ll just let it go. I
know they’re “protecting the taxpayer,” but see how well you think the taxpayer
was being protected in the following situation.
There
were two books that we were unable to come to a decision about after much
discussion; they were extremely close. So we left it open to the Board of
Education to decide. Since the board was now taking the cost into
consideration, and since the two books were so evenly matched, the board decided
to open the bids and take the lower one.
Then
the question came up, “Will the schools be getting the books at the regular
time, or could they, perhaps, get them a little earlier, in time for the coming
term?”
One
publisher’s representative got up and said, “We are happy that you accepted our
bid; we can get it out in time for the next term.”
A
representative of the publisher that lost out was also there, and he got up and
said, “Since our bids were submitted based on the later deadline, I think we
should have a chance a bid again for the earlier deadline, because we too can
meet the earlier deadline.”
Mr.
Norris, the Pasadena lawyer on the board, asked the guy from the other
publisher, “And how much would it cost
for us to get your books at the earlier date?”
And
he gave a number: It was less!
The
first guy got up: “If he
changes his bid, I have the right to change my
bid!”—and his bid is still
less!
Norris
asked, “Well how is
that—we get the books earlier and it’s cheaper?”
“Yes,”
one guy says. “We can use a special offset method we wouldn’t normally use
…”—some excuse why it came out cheaper.
The
other guy agreed: “When you do it quicker, it costs less!”
That
was really a shock. It ended up two
million dollars cheaper. Norris was really incensed by this sudden
change.
What
happened, of course, was that the uncertainty about the date had opened the
possibility that these guys could bid against each other. Normally, when books
were supposed to be chosen without taking the cost into consideration, there
was no reason to lower the price; the book publishers could put the prices at
any place they wanted to. There was no advantage in competing by lowering the
price; the way you competed was to impress the members of the curriculum
commission.
By
the way, whenever our commission had a meeting, there were book publishers
entertaining curriculum commission members by taking them to lunch and talking
to them about their books. I never went.
It
seems obvious now, but I didn’t know what was happening the time I got a
package of dried fruit and whatnot delivered by Western Union with a message
that read, “From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving—The Pamilios.”
It
was from a family I had never heard of in Long Beach, obviously someone wanting
to send this to his friend’s family who got the name and address wrong, so I
thought I’d better straighten it out. I called up Western Union, got the
telephone number of the people who sent the stuff, and I called them.
“Hello,
my name is Mr. Feynman. I received a package …”
“Oh,
hello, Mr. Feynman, this is Pete Pamilio” and he says it in such a friendly way
that I think I’m supposed to know who he is! I’m normally such a dunce that I
can’t remember who anyone is.
So
I said, “I’m sorry, Mr. Pamilio, but I don’t quite remember who you are …”
It
turned out he was a representative of one of the publishers whose books I had
to judge on the curriculum commission.
“I
see. But this could be misunderstood.”
“It’s
only family to family.”
“Yes,
but I’m judging a book that you’re publishing, and maybe someone might
misinterpret your kindness!” I knew what was happening, but I made it sound
like I was a complete idiot.
Another
thing like this happened when one of the publishers sent me a leather briefcase
with my name nicely written in gold on it. I gave them the same stuff: “I can’t
accept it; I’m judging some of the books you’re publishing. I don’t think you
understand that!”
One
commissioner, who had been there for the greatest length of time, said, “I
never accept the stuff; it makes me very upset. But it just goes on.”
But
I really missed
one opportunity. If I had only thought fast enough, I could have had a very
good time on that commission. I got to the hotel in San Francisco in the
evening to attend my very first meeting the next day, and I decided to go out
to wander in the town and eat something. I came out of the elevator, and
sitting on a bench in the hotel lobby were two guys who jumped up and said,
“Good evening, Mr. Feynman. Where are you going? Is there something we can show
you in San Francisco?” They were from a publishing company, and I didn’t want
to have anything to do with them.
“I’m
going out to eat.”
“We
can take you out to dinner.”
“No,
I want to be alone.”
“Well,
whatever you want, we can help you.”
I
couldn’t resist. I said, “Well, I’m going out to get myself in trouble.”
“I
think we can help you in that,
too.”
“No,
I think I’ll take care of that myself.” Then I thought, “What an error! I
should have let all
that stuff operate and keep a diary, so the people of the state of California
could find out how far the publishers will go!” And when I found out about the
two-million-dollar difference, God knows what the pressures are!